Real-Time Restaurant Reservation Alerts — NYC · Miami · LA · Chicago · SF · London · Paris · Las Vegas

The table is waiting.
So is the alert.

Eight cities simultaneously. Party-size accurate — a table for 4 is not a table for 2. The moment a slot opens, you know first.

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How it works

Simple. Fast. Always watching.

01
Pick Your Plan

From $9/month. 7-day free trial on all plans. Membership is capped at 500 — fewer members means your alert isn't shared with thousands.

02
We Watch 24/7

Our system monitors 203+ restaurants across eight cities — checking every few minutes around the clock, without interruption.

03
Slot Opens

A table drops at Carbone for Saturday night. Our system catches it within minutes of it appearing.

04
You Book It

You get a Telegram alert with a direct link to the booking page. You tap, you book. Openings move fast — often gone within minutes.

The table is yours.
Not a scalper's.

Reservation scalpers use bots to hoard hundreds of tables at Carbone, Lilia, and Per Se — then resell them for $350–$1,700 a seat on grey-market platforms.

Reserve Noir exists to give real diners the same speed advantage — without the markup, the middleman, or the ethical compromise. We notify. You book. The table stays between you and the restaurant.

Scalpers
Reserve Noir
Hold tables, then resell them
Notify you — you book directly
$350–$1,700 per reservation
From $9/month — no per-table fee
Illegal in New York & Philadelphia
Fully legal — alert service only
Cause no-shows, harm restaurants
Fill real tables for real diners

Live Activity

Tables are dropping right now.

Carbone NYC👥 2recently
Lilia NYC👥 4recently
Eleven Madison Park NYC👥 2recently

203+ restaurants. Eight cities. All impossible.

⬤ Updated every few minutes

Miami

South Beach has
the same problem.

Miami's hardest-to-book restaurants operate on the same reservation scarcity as New York. Tables at Carbone Miami, COTE Miami, and Boia De disappear within minutes of release — at specific windows that most diners aren't watching for. Miami's season runs October through May, which compresses demand into the exact months when the city's most sought-after tables are hardest to get.

Reserve Noir monitors Miami's most-wanted restaurants with the same cadence as New York — checking every few minutes, tracking known drop windows for Carbone Miami, COTE Miami, Zuma, Papi Steak, Hiden Miami, Stubborn Seed, and more. When a slot opens, Miami members receive the same instant Telegram alert. One membership. Both cities. Activate or deactivate either city from the bot at any time.

Carbone Miami COTE Miami Boia De Zuma Miami Papi Steak Hiden Miami Stubborn Seed Le Jardinier Miami MILA Miami AVIV Miami Beach

Membership

Not everyone gets in.

Reserve Noir is capped at 500 members — permanently. When alerts go out to fewer people, your odds of securing the table are meaningfully better.

500

member cap — permanent

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Choose your edge.

Explorer
$9
per month
  • 3 restaurant watches
  • 1 city included
  • Email alerts only
  • Weekly availability digest
  • Basic availability view
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VIP
$49
per month
  • Priority alerts — 30s head start
  • SMS + Telegram + Email alerts
  • Drop timing insights
  • "Tonight's Drops" daily briefing
  • Booking trend data
  • Everything in Member
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7-day free trial on all plans. Cancel anytime.

No app required. Alerts via Telegram.