NYC Dining Intelligence

The table is waiting.
So is the alert.

We monitor NYC's most impossible restaurants around the clock. The moment a slot opens — Carbone, Lilia, 4 Charles, Eleven Madison Park — you know first.

Join the Club — $25/mo See the List

How it works

Simple. Fast. Always watching.

01
Join the Club

$25/month, cancel anytime. Membership is capped at 500 — fewer members means your alert isn't shared with thousands.

02
We Watch 24/7

Our system checks 20+ of NYC's hardest restaurants every few minutes across Resy, DoorDash, and more.

03
Slot Opens

A table drops at Carbone for Saturday night. Our system catches it within minutes of it appearing.

04
You Book It

You get a Telegram alert with a direct link. You tap, you book. The whole thing takes under 60 seconds.

The List

20+ restaurants. All impossible. All watched.

Membership

Not everyone gets in.

ReserveNoir is capped at 500 members — permanently. When alerts go out to fewer people, your odds of securing the table are meaningfully better.

480

spots remaining

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Pricing

One plan. No games.

Members Only
$25
per month
  • Real-time Telegram alerts for 20+ restaurants
  • Resy, DoorDash & more — all platforms
  • Direct booking links in every alert
  • Party size 2 (more sizes coming)
  • Cancel anytime, no questions
Start on Telegram

Alerts delivered via Telegram. No app download required.